Enter the Convention (Crespo's Comicon Remix)

up on your feet, first day at the con
 got to look unique, cosplay get it on
 strap on your wings, your cape, your thong
 pop on a top hat, make yourself bronze
 I know you and you know me
 this is the weekend you break free
 rest can't see, let them watch TV
 remake the world into what it should be
 never grow up, in passion, playing
 show up wearing imagination
 outside the line, all standing, waiting
 heros, villains, angels, satans
 oh my goodness gracious
 worth it to see the hotel staff's faces
 we made it, the day is eventually here
 enter the convention, here's three cheers!
 haha!
 oh my god
 it's all kicking off
 oh, your costume is amazing
 I said your costume's amazing
 what are you?
 that's a good costume
 y-you look great
 honestly
 what's in this room?
 fanboy's drool over cosplay girls
 B-movie stars act like they rule the world
 sign autographs, discuss past glories
 comic art, larping, stories
 panels, stores, stands, skits
 Professor Elemental's on about six
 of course at every con, there's a couple of dicks
 'that's not real steampunk'
 shut up, yes it is
 every other person makes it better
 every volunteer will hold it together
 yes!
 you finally found your tribe
 yes!
 every type, all here inside
 we're all equal, we're all worthy
 I don't know why they all have a go at furries
 if you want to want to dress up as a dying rabbit
 and have relations with a man squirrel
 that's none of my business
 I've seen stranger things
 I've done stranger things
 I have
 it's nearly evening, the best is yet to come
 who's coming to the after party?
 oh me me! I'm coming!
 woohoo
 when the sun goes down, it's a frontier town
 freaks come out, when the geeks get down
 crammed in the back, with the hazardous drinkers
 swig of absinth, I'm back from the brink
 oeugh
 and nobody knows the rules
 of noises in hotel rooms
 bobba fet hugging a fanatical fan
 darth vader down with six batman
 party's packed, jam's ecclectic
 fandom army, all connected
 all the best, unique, the same
 all invited, join the game
 all done, all the best then, cheers!
 I'm all broken, see you next year!
 my poor aching head
 god
 who's hat is this?
 whose trousers are these?
 they don't even fit, they're tiny
 shout out to every convention
 comicpalooza in texas
 London comic con
 oh god, I love comics
 I want to just, swim in a big, vault of comics
 and they're all in mint condition and...
 with the little wrappers and I...
 want to live in a comic