Splendid

I've got a special hat
 Mmhmm!
 Woke up this morning feeling super!
 Where is the butler?
 Pass me the butter
 My muffins are freshly baked
 Wake up and I stretch and shake
 My life, well yes, it's great
 Like I live on a slice of special cake
 With loads of ingredients
 If my home is my castle
 Then that's most convenient
 'Cause my home is a castle
 And I laugh at the top of my turrets!
 My drawbridge is over a moat filled with tea
 And I'm so far above it
 I just love it
 This life of mine
 Life everyday is a prize that shines
 Lighting my way through the unsightly times
 To the stage where I find that the mic is mine
 I love it, to see the friendly faces
 Few are strangers in my fan bases
 I love them almost paternally
 I have an orangutan serving me
 Is that so eccentric?
 Invention just means "be open ended"
 So if you're special but no one said it
 Shout it out with me
 It's all so splendid, splendid!
 Yes indeed!
 It's splendid
 I'm really pleased
 It's splendid
 Well isn't that nice?
 It's splendid
 So sing it twice!
 It's splendid
 Yes indeed!
 I'm really pleased
 It's splendid
 Well, isn't that nice?
 It's splendid!
 Hahaha!
 (That took it out of me
 Where am I again?
 Oh yes, there we go...)
 The fresh smell of a newly mowed lawn
 First cup of joy on a misty morn
 When you sip from a dark brew
 In a sharp suit watching cartoons
 Your very own baby
 Flame-haired ladies
 Lovely roast hen with Yorkshires and gravy
 Or a ride where you scream for joy on a steam-powered flying machine
 Or a scene from your new ambition played in the present tense
 Or some sentiments sent from a loved one to end offense
 Or eleven pence paid for a Marmoquin
 Sitting at a bar with a glass of Pimm's
 Getting what you want for your birthday
 Or watching the Las Vegas mermaids
 Sitting in a deck chair listening to sea
 Or listening to me
 Knowing that you said what you said
 And you meant it because
 Everything is ever so splendid!
 Yes indeed!
 I'm really pleased
 It's splendid
 Well, isn't that nice?
 It's splendid
 So sing it twice!
 It's splendid!