You're Invited

At ten to 10 first guests begin to ascend
 The steps to Elemental Manor. Step In! Bring a Friend
 Geoffrey check the invitation as proof - no offense
 But if he wrestles you then fling him some fruit then attend
 In new suits, ball gowns, top hats and pajamas
 Over there at back you'll find Tom Carajuana
 And he's cooking up some marvelous treats: the largest of beats
 You ate before you came? You'll still be starving to eat.
 Enter the best party of the last century
 Leave your common sense, make friends with every enemy
 Tonight there's plenty of special guests so incredibly precious
 How it's meant to be. Yes you can pretend to be
 Anything and Anyone Everything you do for fun
 Especially set up and I'll share the set with everyone
 One man jamboree, man's a hedonistic pantomimes
 And friends of those and anyone who'll ever be a fan of mine
 You're Invited!
 All you Steampunks and LARpers
 B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists
 You're Invited!
 Your Mum's friends and your cousins,
 Your Gran's bingo club and all the dozens of others
 You're Invited!
 Perky and properly attired
 Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired
 You're Invited!
 I mean the old and the young
 You're All Invited!
 I'd be delighted if you told them to come.
 The food fight in the dining room got out of control
 When Moog stuffed his blunderbuss with some well buttered rolls
 Outside the go-kart racers are ready to roll
 The ice rink in the bathroom is incredibly cold
 Whoever left the penguin in the fridge please pick him up
 (Please!) ‘cause he's unsettling the chef
 - (Ring!)- Who's that ringing up? (Hello!)
 Who ordered ten kiss-o-gram animals and
 why is everyone in the back room dressed as Santa Claus?
 We've got a Gin Fountain, a Custard Cream Mountain
 Have you seen the trampoline by the speakers?
 (Keep Bouncing)
 To turn the beat up you need to be Key Pup
 You need to raise your tea cup
 You need to raise your knees up!
 No time but the present presently present the present
 A several minute session in seconds of heavy present
 It's heaven -sent a setup, a jewel for you to treasure
 Professor Elemental's new set for every pleasure
 You're Invited!
 You're Invited!
 All you Steampunks and LARpers
 B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists
 You're Invited!
 Your Mum's friends and your cousins,
 Your Gran's bingo club and all the dozens of others
 You're Invited!
 Perky and properly attired
 Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired
 You're Invited!
 I mean the old and the young
 You're All Invited!
 I'd be delighted if you told them to come.