Awesome!

Monster trucks are fucking awesome
 Running shit over, that's fuckin' awesome!
 Mowing the lawn, that isn't awesome!
 Monster trucks that mow the lawn,
 Now THAT'D be awesome
 All that shit that's fuckin' awesome,
 Give it to me, give it to me
 All that shit that isn't awesome, you can keep it!
 Blow-jobs are fucking awesome!
 Bubble wrap is sort of awesome!
 Staplers, I guess they're awesome...
 (Yeah, they can be awesome, right?)
 Clipping shit together, that's productive!
 All that shit that's fuckin' awesome,
 Give it to me, give it to me
 All that shit that's sort of awesome, I'm indifferent
 Trampolines, direct deposit, fighter jets, and nachos
 All AWESOME. AWESOME.
 Acid rain and moldy cheese
 And waiting in line at the DMV
 All NOT AWESOME. NOT AWESOME.
 Frozen pizza, Styrofoam, and clothes hangers
 And soap, I could take it or leave it
 Awesome things are awesome
 And the things that aren't, are not
 And that's the way of the land
 That's just the way the world is, man
 Burning alive is NOT awesome
 But waking up to a puppy
 That's CUTE and awesome!
 Finding a dollar, that's pretty awesome!
 Supplemental income YEAH
 Now we're talking! WINDFALL!
 I can't wait to spend my dollar...
 What should I get? What should I get?
 99 cent store, menu cheeseburger
 All that stuff, that's fucking awesome
 GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME
 I'm totally serious
 I'm not asking but I'm demanding
 GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME
 How'd you like it if I strapped you down
 And pulled your fingernails out?
 GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME
 All you gotta do to end the pain
 Is give me awesome stuff so
 GIVE IT TO ME (please!) GIVE IT TO ME (I don't have any stuff)
 Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie
 ...Thanks