Jagermeister Love Song

I know I promised I'd write you a love song
 But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
 Because love is pathetic
 but seventy proof is no less than poetic
 You look your best when my vision is blurry
 that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
 Because love is emetic
 but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it
 Drink 'till you're crazy
 Dance 'till you're sick
 Take off your bra
 Give it to the 'stick
 Drink 'till your're crazy
 Dance 'till you're sick
 Acknowledge the dumb
 Give in to the 'stick
 I can't see, now I have to pee
 and I can't count to three
 but I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
 YEAH!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug! Chug!
 Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!
 WHEW!
 Drink 'till you're crazy
 Dance 'till you're sick
 Take off your bra
 Give it to the 'stick
 Drink 'till you're crazy
 Dance 'till you're sick
 Acknowledge the dumb
 Give in to the 'stick