Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the finest man to grace a silver screen
 All the other actors just degrade his noble scenes
 The Oscars should award him for his wondrous career
 Hold a town parade for him with each movie premiere
 Bruce Campbell! We're gonna be best friends
 Gonna come to your house and watch
 Hercules from season one till the end
 I'll hand you everything I own and you'll sign it all for me
 Then we'll start
 Rehearsing for
 Cave Alien 3
 Bruce Lorne Campbell should be offered every lead
 Imagine him as Spider-Man
 A finer choice indeed
 Casablanca could've been improved if Campbell would've said
 Here's lookin at you
 You primitive screwhead
 Bruce Campbell Dert dert da dert dert dert
 Gonna come to your house and put Xena on
 And not sleep till it's done
 I got the whole box set for Brisco County, too
 I love you and to prove it's true I'm gonna play a kazoo
 Bruce Ash Campbell is a truly stellar man
 He bravely fought the Deadites but a chainsaw took his hand
 Coincidentally, I have one I barely ever use
 I'll saw it off and ship it to the charming, handsome Bruce
 Bruce Campbell, I need the measurements for your chin
 Gonna get me a jawbone
 Implant and I'm gonna be your twin
 Then I'll get me a tattoo of your face
 And put it right on my, face
 Then we'll fly into outer space and
 Hey Bruce, where are you going
 Bruce Campbell (gonna find you)
 You can't hide from me! I found your house
 On Google Maps and just watched you
 Go pee! When I find you, I'm gonna clone you
 Take your DNA against your will
 I'll make 8,000 Bruce Campbells
 To build Bruce Campbellville