So. Heavy.

This song
 Is so
 HEAVY!
 It makes you want to headbutt a mountain.
 This song is so heavy!
 It makes razor blades taste like candy.
 This song is so
 HEAVY!
 It makes you want to punch a tornado.
 This song is so heavy!
 This is nothing but growling.
 OOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAAHHH!
 OOOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAAHHH!
 OOOOOOOHHHH!
 You scream high!
 I scream low!
 DOESN'T THIS SOUND FUCKING AMAZING!?
 Those vocals were so heavy.
 IT MAKES YOUR GRANDMA!!
 HAVE A BABY!!
 Can you
 Understand what i'm
 SAYING!?
 COOKIE COOKIE, WANT A COOKIE!
 This song
 OH!
 Is so heavy!
 It's actually kind of exhausting!
 OOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAAHHH!
 OOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAAHHH!
 OOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAAHHH!
 OOOOOH!
 UUUUH!
 AAAHHH!
 UGH!
 I'm playing this rhythm with my right arm
 WHILE
 I'm flexing my bicept on the other arm.
 And then I give it a kiss
 Because I love my guns.
 And I don't think that you had enough.
 Let's break it down!
 - Epic Legendary Breakdown -
 A little bit softer now.
 A little less brutal now.
 A little bit softer now .
 A little bit lower gain.
 A little bit softer now.
 A little less brutal now.
 A little bit softer now .
 A little less in
 IN YOUR FACE.
 A little bit louder now.
 A little more brutal now!
 A little bit louder now!!
 A little bit higher gain!!!
 A little bit louder now!!!!
 A little more brutal now!!!!
 A little bit louder now!!!!!
 A little more in your face!!!!!
 Double bass!
 (In your faceeee)
 Double bass!
 (In your faceeee)
 Jog in place!
 (Johohog in placeee)
 Jog in place!
 (Johohog in placeee)
 Teabag the stage!
 (Teabag the stage)
 Teabag the stage!
 This song
 Was so
 Heavy!
 My eyes and eardrums are now bleeding.
 This song
 Was so heavy!
 It reached the point of
 NAUSEATING!
 This song
 Was so heavy!
 Someboyd get me a barf... bucket...
 Please!
 This song
 Was so heavy!
 Dude, get him a bucket he's about to-
 UARGHH
 Awh.
 THE END!