Volvo Man

I'm not a vicious person
 But you bet I know what's right
 I'm here to teach you how to drive
 To help you see the light
 I'll fix your driving problems
 No matter what they are
 You'll find out just what I mean
 When you drive behind my car
 I am what I am
 I am Volvo Man
 Drive in the fast lane
 30 km below the legal limit
 I'll beep my horn at a stationary car
 Even though theres no-one in it
 I have my lights on high beam
 Even though it is not dark
 I'll muck around, confuse you
 And then I'll take your park
 I am what I am
 I am Volvo Man
 I slow down at every intersection
 Regardless of the color of the lights
 There's airbags on the left hand side
 And there's airbags on the right
 I put my blinker on two minutes
 before I turn into a street
 My car alarm will sound all night
 If you come within 50 feet
 I am what I am
 I am Volvo Man