Pit Warrior

At the show and no one's moving
 The crowd is dead, but I'll keep swinging
 They're unprepared and no one's looking
 So when they least expect it, kick someone in the teeth
 I know I don't have spatial awareness
 But I express myself regardless of the consequences
 Head to the pit, start some beef
 I'm pretty sure a kid's foot grazed my knee
 I realize it was an accident
 But now his life is gonna end
 Kick me out of the venue, and I'll find my way back in
 I'm that douche bag
 I don't care if you're bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
 I'm that douche bag
 Sue me
 Stage dive with my feet first, kick while I crowd surf
 I hope that the people holding me know that it's my turf
 I think you should know that I don't have a soul
 Hurting all you people was my only goal
 Right before the best part of the song
 I'm gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong
 Sing them wrong, yeah
 Kick me out of the venue, and I'll find my way back in
 I'm that douche bag
 I don't care if you're bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
 I'm that douche bag
 I'm that douche bag
 I'm that douche bag
 Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny
 You've made a huge mistake, you better start running
 Don't say that I'm just a troublesome bully
 I don't think you know the first thing about me
 So what if I'm bad at math, and my dad doesn't seem to like me?
 I might be a little insecure, possibly a little immature
 But I have to prove myself, now is my time to shine
 You think the fun belongs to everyone, but I can't have fun unless I break your spine
 Punch a 14-year-old girl
 Throw her into a merch table
 Did you guys see how strong I am?
 She'll be sleeping in the hospital
 I'm that douche bag (Douche bag)
 Kill an old lady on the bus ride home