Only One Not Smiling

Clap along, clap along
 He's tipped to be the next big thing
 But why do I feel like I'm watching an advert every time he sings?
 Fair enough, fair enough, everyone's trying to make a living
 Everybody needs to make a deal with diet coke to keep all the plates spinning
 Am I the only one not smiling in this place?
 Sale now on, sale now on
 The big discounts of the year
 The crowds outside this store are bigger than a Hollywood premier
 And I've seen, I've seen two sets of punches thrown
 The first for an HD TV, the second for a phone
 Am I the only one not smiling in this place?
 What's this, what's this? Is it 1955?
 He says she's asking for trouble with that dress that shows her thighs
 Now, with a bottle of wine, bottle of wine
 Oh, I see him making a move
 And then I hear him call her frigid just because she refused
 She's the only one not smiling in this place
 Drink up, drink up, I really want to leave
 Those red-faced men in here are shouting stuff wouldn't believe
 Anyone, anyone, who's not what they know
 Is a direct threat that might infect that status quo
 And they're the only ones not smiling in this place
 Time out, time out, I wanna get off this ride
 I've been to the top three times and three times I though I'd died
 Can I opt out, opt out? It's too fast for me
 You may wanna see the world as a blur but I would rather sightsee
 How will this madness ever end?
 Are we the only ones still smiling in this place?
 What do you know, what do you know?
 Here I feel just fine
 I'm not waiting sun and face to hear something out of line
 What do we do, what do we do?
 I know it might sound strange
 But I can feel the turning point if you can see a change
 What do you know, what do you know?
 Here I feel just fine
 I'm not waiting sun and face to hear something out of line
 What do we do, what do we do?
 I know it might sound strange
 But I can feel the turning point if you can see a change