Land Iio

Well here we are in Mexico
 But we're getting sick of donkey shows
 We all got crabs so we packed our bags
 And further south we go
 Land ho, to Argentina we go!
 We're now in Argentina
 Got stuck in the marina
 The women hopped aboard our boat
 And showed us their vaginas
 Land ho, and off to France we go!
 We're sailing off to France? Fuck France!
 We're sailing off to Italy
 To treat the women shittily
 We beat them with salami
 And alfredo'd on their tittilies
 Land ho, to Africa we go!
 We're sailing into Ghana
 Although we didn't wanna
 'Cause all the Ghanarian men
 Have dicks like anacondas
 Land ho, to Australia we go!
 Well now we're in Austrailia
 In search of genitalia
 We found a dead koala
 And committed necrophilia
 Land ho, to China we go!
 But, we've ended up in Vietnam
 Where all the men have little dongs
 Well that's okay 'cause we're not gay
 The women love us long
 Land ho, to the Middle East we go!
 Well now what country is this?
 United Aram Emirates!?
 There's lots of sweaty camel toe
 And everyone's a terrorist
 Land ho, and further south we go!
 We've sailed around the world again
 And we've seen a lot of foreign lands
 Our crotches ache so we'll take a break
 And stay here in the sand
 We will rest a while in the sand!