Walk the Plank

This stormy night brought forth
 The sounds of sea wolves dying
 Our sails were headed north
 Their blades and bullets flying
 Upon the main deck stood
 These bastard pirate fools
 Who held us by our throats
 And robbed us of our jewels
 If only they knew
 We were the Dread Crew!
 We looked to the skies (We looked to the skies)
 And broke through their ties! (And broke through their ties!)
 We pulled out our daggers (We pulled out our daggers)
 And gouged out their eyes! (And gouged out their eyes!)
 They tried to defend (They tried to defend)
 But soon met their end (But soon met their end)
 As into the waters (As into the waters)
 Did their corpses descend!
 We looked out to the west
 And saw their flag still flapping
 The captain's arms at chest
 His swarthy sailor's laughing
 Their legion had been killed
 But the battle was not won
 With swords at hand and pistols filled
 The bloodbath had begun!
 We jumped and swung from ropes that hung
 From aloft we came to board
 Our weapons gleamed as our regime
 Took on their scurvy horde!
 Limbs were thrown (Limbs were thrown)
 As we slashed through their bones! (As we slashed through their bones!)
 We bashed in their skulls (We bashed in their skulls)
 To silence their moans! (To silence their moans!)
 Their stomachs we cut! (Their stomachs we cut!)
 We're all fuckin' nuts! (We're all fuckin' nuts!)
 'Cause we painted the ship ('Cause we painted the ship)
 With their blood and their guts!
 We fight to be free (For our love of the sea!)
 Our enemies flee (From our every decree!)
 We're covered in bees (And you'll have to agree)
 There's no nastier pirates than we!
 The captain was still (The captain was still)
 Though his crew had been killed! (Though his crew had been killed!)
 He spat at our boots (He spat at our boots)
 We had yet to be thrilled! (We had yet to be thrilled!)
 The last mug he drank (The last mug he drank)
 As his ship we sank! (As his ship we sank!)
 With cutlass at spine (With cutlass at spine)
 He walked the plank!
 He walked the plank!