J.S. Giguere is a Robot

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Jean Sebastien Giguere is a dick
 Just a big fat robot with a goalie stick
 When he layed for the flames
 He couldn't save worth shit
 So he went back home to Montreal
 To get a computer chip
 All of his thoughts
 Were put there by Batman
 All of his thoughts
 Were programmed by Mathematics nerds
 Who like jacking off to pictures of
 Garth Snow in his shouldwer pads
 Take your Conn Smythe
 and shove it up your robot asshole
 Take your Conn Smythe
 and shove it up your robot ass
 Take your Conn Smythe
 Shove it up your goddamn robot fucking ass
 If heaven is a place where goalies go
 Grant Fuhr will be there
 Smashing in your face

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Duration
01:25
Key
4
Tempo
107 BPM

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