Barack Obama Farts

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries
 And he eats all kinds of exotic foods
 And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach
 And he doesn't want to be rude
 By getting up from the table and going to the bathroom
 And making a really big scene
 Instead he just stays right in his chair
 And he lets out gas as he leaves
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 He goes
 Sometimes he sits for hours meeting with his advisers
 And there never seems to be enough time
 To pause the meeting by going to the bathroom
 And it's not like it's a crime
 For Obama to let a little gas to slip out of his bum
 It makes him feel relaxed, not so nervous
 You can see a change on the looks of their faces
 When the smell reaches the Secret Service
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 He goes
 Just 'cause you're elected President
 Doesn't change anything about you
 You still put your pants on one leg at a time
 You still fart, puke, pee, and poo
 And every man wants to be Obama
 And every woman thinks he's cute
 Though we don't like to think about the fact that every day
 He goes toot toot toot toot
 He does
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 Obama farts
 Every day he goes
 Obama farts