Brad Pitt Poops

Brad Pitt poops
 Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops
 He might be the world's most handsome dude
 But still Brad Pitt poops
 Just like all of us ugly dudes out there
 Every day he's gotta go
 A-plop plop, a-fart fart, poop poop poop
 And it stinks real bad
 Yes, yes, it stinks real bad
 When Angelina Jolie uses the bathroom right after Brad uses it
 She gets really mad
 She says, "A-Brad, Brad, Brad
 You gotta use some air freshener
 When your poop stinks up the bathroom so darn bad"
 A-Brad Pitt poops
 It feels so good to say it
 Brad Pitt poops
 Before he wipes his bum
 He rolls up his sleeve
 He's so rich and he's so powerful and so handsome
 You'd think he'd find somebody else to do it for him
 It's so hard to believe
 That Brad Pitt poops
 Uh huh, Brad Pitt poops
 Look at me, I'm just a nobody and he's an international phenomenon
 But me and Brad Pitt, we got somethin' in common goin' on
 Every single day, our bowels move
 Sure, I don't have any proof
 Except that he's a human being
 He's a man, not a machine
 So that means that Brad Pitt poops
 Whoo!