Megan Fox Farts

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox
 It would be so wonderful
 It would be so perfect
 It would be so fabulous
 And if during that date with Megan Fox, she let out a little bit of gas
 Out of her bum
 I would pretend that it was me who farted
 To save her the embarrassment
 Yes, I would, yes, I would
 It would go somethin' like this
 We'd just be sittin' there talkin' and laughin'
 And fallin' in love and stuff like that
 And then suddenly...
 Would come out of her behind
 And everything would start to stink
 And before she could do anything
 I would look into her eyes and say
 "Megan Fox, I'm sorry, that was me who just farted
 Please excuse me"
 And she would think I was such a gentleman
 Oh, I would know and she would know
 And I would know that she knew
 And she would knew that I knew
 But none of us would say anything about it ever again
 And we would fall in love for the rest of our lives
 'Cause I'm so chivalrous
 Oh, Megan Fox, if you were to go on a date with me
 I would take credit for your farts
 'Cause I would not want you to get embarrassed, oh oh
 No, I would not want Megan Fox to get embarrassed
 So I would take credit for her farts