The Poop Hat Song

You need a poop hat
 Wear it every time you gonna go poo woah-oh
 Put on your poop hat
 On your way to the bathroom so people know what you're gonna do
 You're go poo so you put on your special hat
 Yeah you put on your poop hat
 No one gets in your way oh no no way
 You got your poop hat
 You don't have to stop and make conversation
 Everybody knows what you've gotta do
 You gotta go to the bathroom hurry up and do poo oh-oh
 Put on your poop hat
 Every time that you're going over to poo oh-oh
 Put on your poop hat
 So everyone around you knows what you've got to do oh-oh
 They're not going to get in your way
 'Cause they don't want you to poop right there stinky oh
 You got you're poop hat
 Clear a path because you've got to go poo poo poo
 Put on your poop hat
 So everybody knows what you're gonna do oh-oh
 You've gotta go poo
 So clear a path for the person with a poop hat