Dried Snots

Sometimes your snots are wet, they flow right out of your nose
 Those wet, wet, wet, wet snots, they can destroy your clothes
 I much prefer dried snots, they are much less hostile
 They just stay right there, right deep down inside your nostril
 Dried, dried snots, dried, dried, dried, dried snots
 Dried, dried, dried snots hey
 Good old dried snots, they hang up in your nostril
 Good old dried snots, you can flick them if your hostile
 You pick them with your finger, you flick them at your friends
 There is so much fun to be had with dried snots
 Dried, (Sing it boys!) dried, dried snots
 (Sing all about the dried snots!)
 Dried, dried snots (Give it the best that you've got!)
 Dried, dried snots (Singing all about the dried snots hey!)
 Dried snots they are very fun indeed
 Unless they get too dry and cause your nose to bleed
 You've got to monitor the moisture in your nose
 Don't want the blood to flow, and stain your nice clothes
 Dried, dried, dried snots, dried, dried snots dried, dried snots, hey