Do You Take It?

Well my father says your nifty
 and you've heard of Baudelaire
 and we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
 You understand your feelings
 and you're not afraid to share
 and I think I could do something with your hair.
 You smell nice and you're groovy
 and we both like foreign movies
 my mother says you have that touch of class
 Well I can see a shining future
 where we'll dialog and nurture
 but there's one last thing I feel I need to ask...
 Do you take it in the ass?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 'Cause you're beautiful and curvy
 but, unless you're kind of pervy,
 there's no way you and me are gonna last.
 Do you take it in the ass?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 When it comes to brains you've got 'em
 but, unless you'll play the bottom,
 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take a pass.
 Well, you're adorable, reliable,
 but is your anus pliable?
 That's the information that I need
 you would do it if you love me
 if you're nervous, squat above me
 you'll be able to control the depth and speed
 Do you take it in the ass?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 'Cause I've ordered in a shipment of the relevant equipment
 I've got lubricant and poppers and some grass
 Do you take it in the ass?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 If you need more information on this type of penetration
 we could always take a correspondence class
 You see, I'm not the kinda fella
 who can get off on vanilla
 no, I need a little color in my sex
 well, honey pie it just so happens
 that i brought my day-glo strap-on
 and some mescaline to heighten the effect
 ready?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 Do you take it in the ass?
 oooooOOOooo...
 Do you take it in the ass?