I'd Like To Come

One day
 Maybe a Sunday
 Even a Monday
 I'm going to come day
 And I, I'm always drivin'
 Never arrivin'
 One night
 I'll get it just right
 And then I just might
 Finally take flight
 One night
 With lots of patience
 And some vibration
 I'm going where the lube is flowin'
 The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
 Wherever you're going, I'd like to come
 In certain magazines
 And movies that I've seen
 Those hoarse orgasmic screams
 They make it look so easy
 And I've known some girls who told me
 Ride a bike or ride a pony
 Honey, I'd ride a moose if only that would please me!
 I'm going where the lube is flowin'
 The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
 Wherever you're going, I'd like to come
 The same old tale
 You meet someone
 You like 'em and you trust 'em
 They take you to the border
 But you never get through customs!
 And God help me be adventuresome
 'Cause Jesus Christ, I deserve to come
 A girl who's given this much head
 Ought to get to soak your face instead
 And I'm going where the lube is flowin'
 The sun don't shine where I'll be glowin'
 Wherever you're going I'd like to come
 I'm gonna do it
 Just once, I'm gonna do it
 And when I do it the first time
 You know what I'm gonna do
 I'm gonna do it again and again and again and again and again and again
 Let me tell you
 When I climax
 It's going to be bigger than John Holmes on IMAX
 Wherever you're going
 I don't even care
 Wherever you're going
 I'll meet you there, baby
 Wherever you're going
 I'd like to come