Piggy Pile - Live

It's time to soundproof all the walls
 Give our special friends a call
 Lordy, warn the neighbors down the hall
 There's gonna be a piggy pile
 It's time to lay some plastic down
 Spread the Crisco all around
 Honey, send the kiddies out of town
 There's gonna be a piggy pile
 Sex toys on the sofa
 And there's condoms by the door
 The purple pills are on the windowsill
 And the hostess rolling on the floor
 All the girls are wet and wiggly
 And all the boys are ripe and wriggly
 Everybody's greased and giggly
 In the middle of the piggy pile
 Leave your trousers on the chair
 Oh, dig those sexy underwear!
 I'll say, who does your pubic hair?
 You're stylin' up the piggy pile
 Well, listen up honey, you're in luck
 'Cause you can either make it with Sue or Chuck
 Everybody's gonna find a friend down at the piggy pile
 There's room for everybody
 And there's no need to be shy
 It's a potluck party for the very naughty
 So grab a piece of your favorite pie!
 All the girls are wet and wiggly
 And all the boys are ripe and wriggly
 Guess where I found Mr. Quigley
 At the bottom of the piggy pile
 All the boys are getting kinky
 And all the girls are hot and stinky
 Just for fun I dropped a Twinkie
 In the middle of the piggy pile
 Well, it really doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
 Roll out the erotic anatomic tour
 It's been five days, we still want more
 Welcome to the piggy pile
 Welcome to the piggy pile
 Well, it's been five days in a sweaty haze
 And we're still crazy about the piggy pile.