A Gay Disney Prince

Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
 I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
 Excuse me?
 Everyone around me could see
 That Disney meant everything
 And as I grew up
 Disney did too
 They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
 Look at their assets, you'll see
 Damn!
 They bought everything
 They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
 I'm a confirmed bachelor
 They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
 And Captain America
 And Captain America's ass
 Mmm
 You want a new Star Wars movie?
 How about 20?
 And several TV shows
 And a theme park
 Okay, yeah, enough
 But who cares?
 No big deal
 I want more
 I want a gay Disney prince
 With footwork so thrilling
 I slay without killing
 A rich boy
 Who still loves to work
 A man who spills tea
 Not the blood of enemies
 Disney don't shoot so straight
 You're in the musical scene
 Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
 Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
 Every prince in the past
 Just straight vanilla
 Let's add rainbow sprinkles
 And a shot of tequila
 A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
 A prince who will put every woman at ease
 'Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
 A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
 Film!
 Yaaaas!
 I want a gay Disney prince
 He wants a gay Disney prince
 Disney, get some bad bitches
 Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
 Please give us more than this bullshit
 Yeah, that's a bit screwy
 Makes me say Lefouey
 Put me in a film
 Gee, that would be swell
 I'm Peter Pansexual
 No, you're Twinkerbell
 It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
 Who is that prince I see?
 Very straight, unlike me
 A whole new world
 A bedazzling place you yearn to view
 I'd be so gay up here
 It's crystal queer
 Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
 Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
 If only I'd had you in my early years
 I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
 Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm
 Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
 If they'd have seen
 Someone like me
 A gay Disney prince