Ultimate Storytime (feat. Nicole Visco, Terrence Williams Jr & Jay Harper)

It's the moment I know you've planned for
 The hour is finally here
 A musical that you have to stand for
 Excuse me while I disappear
 Analytics indicated we should have an opening number
 At the top of our little play
 So we wrote an opening number
 To match the flow
 Of our jam-packed show
 That's sure to blow you away
 It's the ultimate!
 Yeah, it's the best there ever was
 Oh you might not believe it means the title, but yes it does
 It's number one!
 Yeah it's incomparably great
 So sit back, relax, just wait
 It's storytime!
 We're prepared to tell you a story
 The likes of which you've never seen
 We'll sprinkle in a couple of sub-plots
 With some songs layered in between
 It's sort of about self-expression
 And freedom to be who you are
 But don't get the wrong impression
 It's mostly jokes from joksey folk
 And lots and lots and lots of...
 Rhymes
 It's the ultimate!
 The best that one could ever be
 Better than the things online
 On vine potentially
 It's the maximum!
 Yeah, it's the best there ever was
 And you better believe because
 It's storytime!
 Down from the ground up to the sky
 It's like a metaphor except for when it's not
 As long as nothing goes awry
 Then you're in store
 For more than you could hope
 So buckle your seatbelts, strap on in
 That has got nothing to do with the
 song, I just want you to be safe while driving
 So we can let this musical begin!
 It's the ultimate!
 Yeah, it's the cream of the crop
 And we're here to make sure that the fun is non-stop
 It's number one!
 As far as storytimes go
 So let's get it in full swing
 It's storytime!
 Now it's your turn to sing
 It's storytime!
 Sit back, relax, just wait
 It's storytime! (Yeah!)