Crofters: The Musical

It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense,
 We're bombarded with grim, blackcurrent events
 I should drop this whole serious song pretense,
 'Cause this song is not about all that...
 We made a partnership with Crofter's!
 We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear
 We believe it meant to extend us an offer
 For which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!
 Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild blueberry
 Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?
 Even I
 I don't have the vocabulary
 To describe what I'm feeling inside
 But for me it's very unordinary
 The first time you bought a jar
 I remember the day
 In a local health foods grocery
 I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake
 Discovering a treasure once unknown to me
 But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!
 Guys, I cannot believe this is real
 My Own Jam?
 I'm going to flip my lid
 Dreams come true, that's news to me. (I'm fraught with jelly-sy)
 How wild blueberry (I can't believe you're telling me)
 Who knew that our buffoonery would bear
 fruit so divine? (That he's the favored side!)
 Even I. I don't have the
 Vocabulary to describe what I'm
 (vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm)
 Feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary.
 But, Roman, do you like it?
 Like it?
 Like it!?
 This is Crofter's!
 This is Crofter's!
 We're talking Crofters! (Sweet, sweet Crofter's!)
 I mean this jelly might as well be gold it's all that I opt for!
 'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly I put in my belly
 Only jelly. In my belly
 Only jelly. In my belly
 Only jelly. In my belly
 The only jelly I'll put in my belly!