Fat Boys

Skinny boys got nothin'
 To lean against in bed
 Bony arms and shoulders
 Only bruise my head
 And when they try to wrestle me
 I beat them pound for pound
 Skinny boys got nothing
 To wrap your arms around.
 Skinny boys got visions
 Of god-like qualities
 But every time I greet one
 There's nothing there to squeeze
 All that wasted effort
 All that vanity
 Skinny boys got visions
 Of immortality.
 Something 'bout those muscle bound boys
 Practicing their clean and jerk
 Oiling up their bodies for the shine
 Never liked those tan and lean boys
 Too much pressure, too much work
 Looking in the mirror for a sign
 I just want a baby-fat boy
 Double sized and double chinned
 Belly big and pillow to my brain
 I just want a spacious lap boy
 Jump right on and sink right in
 Loving handles driving me insane.
 All of that extra weight
 All of that extra muscle to play with
 Gives me another reason to stay
 With the fat boys, fat boys
 Everyone cleans the plate
 Truly inspired the last of us lingers
 To sit by the fire and lick off the fingers
 Of the fat boys, fat boys.
 Skinny boys are losers
 Who seem to try too hard
 But every time they talk to me
 They won't let down their guard
 All that blind devotion
 All the foolish pride
 Skinny boys are losers
 With no place left to hide.
 I don't want no squeaky clean boys
 So repressed and so refined
 Walking like their feet don't touch the ground
 I don't want no Mama's best boy
 Undeveloped, undefined
 Waiting for his chance to be profound
 I just want an overgrown boy
 Unconditioned, unrehearsed
 Fleshy body waiting for the squeeze
 Overweight and overblown boys
 Whet my whistle, quench my thirst
 Chubby cheeks just drop me to my knees.
 All of that extra skin
 All of that extra stuffing to yearn for
 Gives me another reason to burn
 For the fat boys, fat boys
 Everyone wants to sin
 Truly discerning the last of us hovers
 To turn up the music and turn down the covers
 With the fat boys, fat boys.
 Fat boys so massive
 And fat boys so sweet
 Fat boys to fondle and bite
 Fat boys to feed me
 Whenever we meet
 Fat boys to turn out the light
 Fat boys so ample
 To sample and hold
 Fat boys to brighten my day
 Fat boys so grand
 To manhandle and mold
 Fat boys to steal me away.
 All of the extra cheek
 All of that extra cargo to carry
 Gives me another reason
 To marry the fat boys, fat boys
 Everyone takes a peak
 Truly determined we go through the paces
 We're puffing our chests
 And we're stuffing our faces
 For the fat boys, fat boys.