Lois Lane

If only Lois knew
 Clark Kent could see through her dress
 She would have flown to his arms
 And uncovered his "S"
 She could have torn off his trousers
 Discovered his tights
 He wouldn't put up a fight
 If only Lois knew
 That at the time of ascent
 Superman blasted off
 And there wasn't no Kent
 She would have clung to his wingspan
 A fly on the wall
 He wouldn't let her fall
 But her mouth never moved
 And her hair stayed in place
 Too little magic
 In so stiff a face
 Framed in the funnies
 Captioned and stripped
 Ten cents a copy
 Too cheap a script
 If only Lois knew
 That Kent was light years away
 That in the name of Krypton
 He was saving the day
 She could have leapt on his steno
 In one single bound
 But he was never around
 She wouldn't know love
 If it wasn't out flying
 And it broke all her pencils without trying
 If he took off his glasses
 And he blew her a kiss
 And a windstorm ensued in Metropolis
 Lois was lost on the man made of granite
 Lost in her own daily planet
 If only Lois knew
 That at the scene of a crime
 Kent was not to be seen
 But always filed on time
 He always scooped up a story
 In super disguise
 She always looked so surprised
 He kept an x-ray eye upon her
 She slept alone on Loveless Lane
 He never sacrificed his honor
 He never took her on his plane
 She didn't like the meek and shrinking
 She always thought she'd like to fly
 He always knew what she was thinking
 When she was staring at the sky
 She wouldn't know love
 If it only went one way
 Taking off with her desk as a runway
 If he told her the truth
 And the rules of the order
 As he dressed in the phone booth
 And he asked her for quarters
 Lois was lost on the man made of granite
 Lost in her own daily planet
 If only Lois knew
 Clark Kent could see through her dress
 She would have flown to his arms
 And uncovered his "S"
 She could have had herself a layout
 Some news she could feel
 With the man made of steel