I Like Girls

He said that I was lovely
 He was quite the stereotype
 And he moved a little closer
 'Cause he felt the time was ripe
 For a bit of conversation
 For a little show and tell
 Just a friendly confrontation
 With a little love to sell.
 Oh,
 I said Oh,
 I said oh, no, no.
 He said that I was something
 As he tried to persevere
 And he offered me a cigarette
 And sounded so sincere
 With the bitter taste of romance
 And the sweet smell of success
 He was talking more and more
 'Bout less and less.
 And Oh
 Won't you say it isn't so
 Thought I'm flattered by the interest
 There is something you should know
 While to you it's just like swine before the pearls
 I like Girls, I like Girls.
 He said that I was special
 That he thought I understood
 And he talked about a boyfriend
 That he left in Hollywood
 He was sure in his demeanor
 So secure in his desire
 And he said the grass is greener
 When you're on the other side.
 And Oh
 Won't you say it isn't so
 Just a little indecision
 Could destroy the status quo
 Though you say you like the way my moustache curls
 I like Girls, I like Girls
 Though it sounds to you like treason
 I don't have to give a reason
 I like Girls.
 Some people have a problem
 With the way some people dress
 With the way some people walk away
 From people in distress
 They can see the walking wounded
 They just a social nudge
 And the people who are worried
 Are the ones who shouldn't judge.
 I was standing by the counter
 He was standing by my side
 And we drank our drinks in silence
 Then he turned to say good bye
 And I never really worried
 If we'd ever meet again
 I went off to find a woman
 He went off to find a man.
 And Oh
 Won't you say it isn't so
 It's so nice to meet a person
 Who can let his feelings show
 Though you say that there are all kinds in this world
 (He likes Girls)
 I like Girls
 And you don't believe I listen
 But I know what I am missin'
 I like girls