On the Run from Cossett

Aw fuck, you guys, here comes Cossett
 Dude, he's like half your size, why don't you just beat him up?
 No, dude, last time I got rough with him
 He totally hacked me in front of the whole school!
 Oh my god, fuck, dude
 Well, well, well, look who we have here
 Aw, c'mon man, fuck off
 The fuck did you just say?
 Don't make me hack your shit again
 You know the drill, bitch
 All your bitcoins, on this flash drive, or you're dead
 Aw, c'mon dude, that's all my bitcoin for lunch, man, please
 Now or I'll get my truck again
 No, no, Cossett, no
 Please, Cossett, please
 Do not get in your pickup truck, do not, please
 I don't wanna get run over by your pickup truck
 Noooooo!
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 Open your laptop, give it to me
 Open your laptop, give it to me
 Open your laptop, give it to me
 Open your la-la-la-la-laptop, give it to me
 Gimme your laptop
 I heard you only watch missionary porn
 You super hetero-normative fuck
 Why don't you just go date a fucking cheerleader, you fuck
 Fucking non-vector3 variable calling piece of shit
 I bet you deadlift 200 pounds
 And you're really healthy, you fucking nerd
 When was the last time you coded in Python, you jock bitch?
 Gimme your laptop
 Open it
 Jock bitch
 I bet you passed the PACER test, you fucking loser
 Yeah, this was supposed to be a PACER test audio
 But, uh, apparently the guys who wrote the PACER test audio
 Fucking copy-wrote it
 So, you know, I'm sitting here fucking
 Re-recording my dumbass voice where there should be a PACER test
 Because for god—god forbid I take money away
 From the fucking people who made the PACER test audio
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 Now introducing, Jimmy Fallon!
 Run, bitch, you're fucked!
 'Cause you can't outrun the front of a truck
 You can hide, you can slide, you can make up a lie
 But Cossett's gonna find you