He's The New Guy (feat. Rachel Bloom)

He's the new guy, you can't trust him.
 He's a bad guy, even when he's nice
 Just because you've seen him show an ounce of vulnerability,
 Do you think that means he has a secret Heart of Gold?
 So there was that one scene where he pooped his pants in front of you
 I mean, he made a scene.
 Well I, for one, ain't sold.
 He's the new guy,
 not easily reformed buy some quirky girl he met at work.
 Just because now that he became a season regular.
 And by season regular, I mean he eats bran in the spring.
 Doesn't mean the show is now called rich and pompous lawyer.
 And by show I mean his favourite show, which by the way is wings.
 Screw the new guy, well I did that.
 And that's how I know he hasn't changed a bit.
 He's an evil sociopath he's tricked you into liking him.
 Why else do you think I'm singing this reprise?
 And, by singing this reprise,
 I mean whatever just don't think about it.
 Let's sue the new guy.
 Ha-bub Ha-bub
 Ha-bub Ha-bub
 (Daryl) hey what do you mean by reprise?
 Hey Daryl shut up.