Maybe She's Not Such A Heinous Bitch After All (feat. Rachel Bloom)

I used to think my mother was the worst
 That if she didn't kill me, I'd kill her first
 But now birds are singin'
 The flowers are pink
 Yes, spring is here
 'Cause I'm startin' to think that
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 (Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, baby, baby)
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 (Maybe, maybe, she's nicer to her baby)
 I don't wanna bash her head in with this cup
 It may sound tosh but that's a huge step up
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 I still hate her, don't get me wrong
 (Really hate her, genuinely hate her)
 But it's more like the way normal girls hate their moms
 (Every daughter kind of hates their mom)
 All I ever prayed for every day
 Was to resent my mother in a regural way
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 (Sit beside her, so weird you lived inside her)
 Maybe old age has tamed this witch and made her a doll
 (But like one of those evil haunted dolls)
 She's bein' so nice, it fills my soul
 For once I don't want her to have a cancerous mole (Dark)
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 I know it sounds like I'm falling in love (in love)
 Well when we're findin' a mate, it's our parents we're thinkin' of (thinkin' of)
 My relationship with her was my first failed romance
 And now finally the cute boy's asking me to dance
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 (Say yes it's time to acquiesce)
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
 (Since you were born, she's never made you popcorn)
 Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all