Let's Generalize About Men (feat. Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz)

Right now, we're angry and sad
 It's our right to get righteously mad
 At every member of the opposite sex
 Oh God, we hate them!
 Let's not distinguish between them at all
 Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
 And then high-five each other
 As we make a bunch of blanket statements
 Let's generalize about men
 Let's generalize about men
 Let's take one bad thing about one man
 And apply it to all of them
 Let's conflate all the guys
 Let's generalize about men
 All men are completely repressed (uh-huh)
 All men only want to have sex
 There are no exceptions
 All three billion men are like this
 All 3.6 billion men
 All men are emotionally stunted
 When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
 And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
 As opposed to women
 Who always listen and never think about themselves?
 Ooh, I hear you girl!
 Let's generalize about men
 Let's generalize about men
 Let's get super-lit
 And not admit
 This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
 Maybe our spirits will rise
 If we generalize about men
 All men are stupid and childish
 Even the ones who are smart and mature
 All every man does every day
 Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
 Hey, what about gay men?
 Oh no, they're fine
 Gay men are all really great
 Every single one
 They're never mean, just sassy
 They're all completely adorable and fun
 So let's focus for now on straight men
 Let's just generalize about them
 They're all monsters
 They're murderers
 They're rapists
 Totally
 Wait, I have sons
 Your sons are gonna be rapists