My Friend's Dad (feat. Rachel Bloom & Eddie Pepitone)

I just made a new buddy
 He and I bonded right away
 It was a piece of cake
 With no emotional stakes
 I got only good things to say
 About my friend's dad
 My friend's dad
 It's all the fun of having a dad
 Without the painful history
 She has fun
 And he's a literal drunk
 But that don't bother me
 'Cause he's not my dad
 He's my friend's dad
 It's the healthiest relationship I've had with a man
 That fact I must confess
 He doesn't push my buttons
 'Cept the buttons on this cute dress
 Doot, doot, doot
 It's nothing but platonic
 His bigotry's ironic
 I like you. You barely complain, for a Jewish
 Oh, you!
 If we were related
 We'd probably fight a lot
 Wait, what about Jews?
 Here, have some more booze!
 What was I saying? Oh, well! I forgot
 Glug glug! My friend's dad
 My friend's dad
 And when she's not around
 I think about her naked
 Huh?
 Nothing, kiddo
 My friend's dad!