My Sperm Is Healthy (feat. Pete Gardner)

Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
 My sperm is nice and healthy
 In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy
 Like an oil magnate
 When I ejaculate
 That's what my doctors tell me
 My point is in a nutshell
 Each time I nut, I nut well
 I got the quantity
 And the quality
 No IUD is stoppin' me
 'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon
 And all the surrogates be screamin'
 Just give me some of that
 Premium-grade baby batter
 I never splatter
 My sperm, my sperm
 Is no cause for concern
 My sperm is healthy!
 My sperm is healthy!
 Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
 I got that high end jizz
 My sperm is healthy!
 My sperm is healthy!
 My sperm is healthy
 Even though I'm no teenager
 My boys still throw a rager
 They get bottle service
 In every cervix
 Blowin' eggs up like a pager
 Every lady's gettin' fertilized
 Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized
 When I come I come like the sun
 So wear special glasses or avert your eyes
 Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks
 I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks
 Not a castaway
 But I blast away
 That thing I do
 Is going up in you
 My sperm, my sperm
 The tests have all confirmed
 His sperm is healthy!
 His sperm is healthy!
 Aw shucks! Gee whiz!
 I got that magic jizz
 My sperm is healthy!
 My sperm is healthy!
 My sperm is healthy