Strip Away My Conscience (feat. Rachel Bloom)

My whole life
 I've wanted to be bad
 (To be bad, to be bad, to be bad)
 But whenever I tried
 The result was always sad
 (So sad, so pathetic, weak and sad)
 However, now I know
 A certain beau
 Who doesn't worry 'bout what'd decent or right
 (That's you!) Yeah, I got that
 So how 'bout now
 You teach me how
 To be ruthless and cruel
 Yeah! I'm ready tonight!
 So strip away my conscience
 Peel away my values
 Rip off my compassion with your teeth
 Pound away my morals
 Spank off all my kindness, ooh!
 Expose the dormant bitch that lies beneath
 You devil
 Lead me to the dark side
 Like a lamb to the slaughter
 Then do me in a hot tub filled with evil 'stead of water
 Let's make war not love all night and day
 It's hot here in hell so...
 Strip it all away
 Stop hitting yourself!
 
 Yeah baby
 You're a soul-sucking, corporate piece of trash
 Who only cares about sex, lies and cash
 So tell me 'bout your sins
 And shock me with their luridness
 Let me be your pupil
 Let me choke on your cocksuredness(Innuendo!)
 Strip away my conscience
 Tear away my jew guilt
 Kiss around my sense of right and wrong
 But not on it, it's sensitive
 Baby, it's such foreplay
 When you slither like a moray (Eel!)
 It's worth the discomfort of my thong
 You're like Professor Snape in his sad dungeon with his potions
 'Cause somehow you don't have that sucky thing called emotions
 Fifty shades of morally grey
 And thongs are so uncomfortable so...
 Strip it all away
 Strip it all away
 Strip it all away
 That was just up my butt