West Covina

West Covina, California
 In my soul, I feel a fire
 'Cause I'm headed for the pride of the Inland Empire
 My life's about to change, oh my gosh
 'Cause I'm hopefully, desperately in love with
 West Covina
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 See the sparkle of the concrete ground
 Hear the whoosh of the bustling town
 What a feeling of love in my gut
 I'm going faster than the middle school's music program was cut
 People dine at Chez Applebee's (ah-ah)
 And the sky seems to smile at me (ah-ah)
 It's all new, but I have no fear (accidentes)
 And also by coincidence, Josh
 Just happens to be here
 What a cool looking anime wig
 And I've never seen a pretzel this big
 It's my destiny, that much is clear
 And also this guy Josh just happens to be here
 Is he here? He's not here
 To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change
 'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange
 But don't get me wrong, if he asks for a date
 I would totally be like, "That sounds great"
 Did it sound cool when I said that sounds great?
 Okay, how about now? That sounds great
 Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh
 But I didn't move here because of Josh
 Do you get those things are different? (No hablo Ingles)
 ¿Entiendes que son differentes?
 Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown
 I am not having a nervous
 West Covina, California
 West Covina, California
 Hear the band playing in my heart (ah-ah)
 My new life is about to start (ah-ah)
 True happiness is so near
 Aw, you guys are good, bye bye
 (Sorry kids, budget cuts, tuba and horn, no more band kiddo, nice dress)
 And also by coincidence, so random, just by chance
 Who'da thunk it, so remarkable and weird, right? It's so great
 That this guy Josh just happens to be...
 Here!
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 Only two hours from the beach!