Where's Rebecca Bunch? (feat. Rachel Bloom)

A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina
 (West Covina)
 A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her!
 (No one's seen her!)
 The town is all atwitter
 'Cause the whole town is on Twitter
 Posing a question that's never-ending
 In the form of a hashtag that's been trending
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 Is she out to brunch?
 No, then where's Rebecca Bunch?
 She's always been insecure
 But now she's been rejected by Josh Chan
 So where's Rebecca Bunch, but also
 Where's a woman's pride without her man?
 (Man! Man! Man!)
 There's gossip going on from Riverside to Encino
 (Encino)
 Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino
 (Filipino)
 Think of all the beautiful china on her registry
 Now it will never be on a shelf
 I wonder how she's feeling
 Since Josh sent her reeling
 If I were her, I'd kill meself!
 (You're fired again, George)
 (Son of a-)
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 (I have a hunch!)
 (Yeah?)
 (No, I just like the rhyme)
 We've been asking the same question
 Since this trail of woe began
 Hashtag where's Rebecca Bunch?
 No! Where's a woman's pride without her man?
 (Man! Man! Man!)
 Who am I now?
 What will I be?
 My reason for living
 Has abandoned me
 I can't stay here forever
 But I also can't bear
 Going back to my life
 Facing pity and stares
 I said "Josh Chan must be destroyed"
 Then I ran away like some scared little boy
 I want revenge for my broken heart
 But I'm so devastated
 I don't know where to start
 My defenses are down after his sneak attack
 Do I let him win or do I fight back?
 Fight back
 Fight back
 Fight back
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 Where's Rebecca Bunch?
 I know what I have to do
 (Where's Rebecca Bunch?)
 (Where's Rebecca Bunch?)
 (Is she out to brunch?)
 I have to transform
 (She's so frenetic)
 From a victim
 (She's pathetic)
 To a woman scorned
 A woman scorned!
 A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina
 (West Covina)
 A woman's life was ruined and now no one's seen her
 (No one's seen her)
 Is she still paying rent? Does she have a plan?
 And where's a woman's pride,
 A woman's pride, a woman's pride without her man?
 Man
 Man, oh man, oh man!