Perfect Hair

Perfect hair to the second power of forever
 Ask him do he need it? Hells yeah, now or never
 On a mission with friends of fair weather
 Sooner the better, off to Mt. Tuna
 Wear your leather prepared sweater
 And watch out for Catman my brothers
 He keep his strand slicked back like Scatman Caruthers
 A balding boy, sound like Janeane Garofalo
 Fiend for a sloppy fro, who seen the evil Coiffio?
 Not me yo, I'm leavin, I'm gone
 Even if him got them bomb weavin' Kalikelon
 No more or less stress than your old boss
 The tears burn your eyes less than fresh S-curls sores
 And Brenda, the best girl lost
 Uncle grandfather bare chest was pearl gloss
 Earl tossed, there goes a whole tray of hamburgers
 Villain 'til they old and gray like olden day scam workers
 Circa one nine seventy-one
 On the mic machine it seems his work will never be done
 He seeks the ninth level of power
 But weak geek might freak it in another hour
 Or so, they call the fool retarded hair guy
 In school you could spot it when he nodded here, why?
 I think his true name was Gerald
 The toupee, the male pattern anime herald
 A good laugh like the walk to the bank
 Not the plank, talk to the hand and the hot frank dog
 Danger Doom it's Master Shake, hey buddy
 Ah, did you get those e-mails I sent?
 Umm, I'm still waitin to hear from you
 I, I think maybe you're, maybe you're in the shower
 Do you, are you in the shower? Okay
 But I'm still, totally, I got some other stuff
 Uhh, but I'm, I am committed more to doing yours
 So, if you can let me know today
 That'd, uhh, that'll be great, okay?
 Just, just gimme a call and fa-for the schnizzle
 For to do the rap pizzle
 And again I'm really sorry about that other one
 The call, Meatwad sucks
 Okay, call me back dog