The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2

Ready? Okay!
 Hi! I'll be your guide
 I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
 Don't go to the Netherworld-
 Netherworld?
 Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
 I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U
 And Jesus, I can't spell
 Hi! He'll be your guide
 He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
 Let's all get naked!
 No!
 Eh, worth a try
 I'm the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E
 What is happening?
 I understand it's a lot to process
 But
 The good news is you and your spouse
 Died in your own house
 That gives you clout
 That means the two of you should stick around
 Lucky for you I dropped by
 Yeah, you seem like nice guys
 A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
 As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
 I'm the bio-exorcist
 Giving houses enemas
 Push out all the breathers
 You can pray at ease
 Just stick with me
 I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus
 Ghost-zombie Jesus!
 And I do it for the love of it
 Money? Ah, who gives a shit
 I think we're a perfect fit
 Come on, let's make out a bit
 Yeah!
 Dead!
 It's the perfect day to die
 'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
 To give you control of your soul
 For the whole "being dead" thing
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 The whole "being dead" thing!
 Oh yeah!