Rick Grimes vs Walter White

Epic Rap Battles of History!
 Rick Grimes
 Versus
 Walter White
 Begin!
 Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
 I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
 A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
 Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
 I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
 Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
 Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
 Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
 You tore your family apart, sin by sin
 Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
 So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
 I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
 I don't know what you think I've done
 But if we were to battle, I've already won
 Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
 I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
 Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
 Always getting saved by some samurai booty
 I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
 Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
 Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
 If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
 Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
 You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
 I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
 CARL! I said stay back with the others
 While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
 You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
 I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
 Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
 I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
 I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
 No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
 Who won?
 Who's next?
 You deci--