Rockabilly Rebel

Lately I been sittin here just thinkin'
 The life I lead has gotta be a drag
 Punchin' all these buttons on computers
 Windows 95 just ain't my bag
 Gettin' up so early in the mornin'
 One more pop tart's gonna make me gag
 Getting home so late in the evenin'
 Just to watch T.V. with the old nag
 Friday comes and then it's time for freedom
 Freedom just to mow and rake and weed 'em
 I wish I had a son to cut the lawn
 So I could watch the football game and yawn
 Then I'd fire up the barbeque
 And show 'em what suburban man can do
 But hopefully some day I will reform
 And a way gone cat will be reborn
 CHORUS:
 Oh, I wanna be a rockabilly rebel
 I wanna dance and drag and drop away the night
 I'm gonna tell those fools that rockabilly rules
 And if they don't like it then we'll have to fight
 I'm gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob
 Now that I have finally seen the light
 Or maybe I'll find work as a rockin' soda jerk
 Or maybe I'll go cruisin' on my bike
 SOLO
 I'm gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob
 And make a rockin' changeup in my life
 I'm gonna get a guitar and a hot rod car
 and maybe even get a brand new wife
 I'll fill my hair with grease so I can lose the police
 When they try and take my switchblade knife
 I'm breakin' free and I'm bound to be
 The coolest cat around since Barney Fife