Train to Nowhere

All aboard, I heard the call
 The next stretch, the longest haul
 You know I must have been insane
 To take a ride upon that train
 It's pickin' up and goin' faster
 To a crossing with disaster
 And there's trouble up ahead
 At a hairpin turn I dread
 Don't know how I ever let them
 Talk me into this
 Crashin' through those redlights
 Something is amiss
 Took a little ride that I thought would entertain
 But now I am a first class passenger of pain
 But that's O.K. I won't quit
 Though I know it's bound to hurt a bit
 We're late again but what should I care
 I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
 I'd hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
 There's gotta be an easier way to travel
 But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
 My poor brain is starting to unravel
 So feed the fire, stoke the coal
 Lord have mercy on my soul
 Ain't no conductor, this train's a mess
 On a fast non-stop express
 But hop on board if you must
 I'm sure that soon you will adjust
 We're late again, but what should I care
 I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
 I'd hop on off of this here train if I had the chance
 There's gotta be an easier way to travel
 But all this locomotion has got me in a trance
 My poor brain is starting to unravel
 So feed the fire, stoke the coal
 Lord have mercy on my soul
 Ain't no conductor, this train's a mess
 On a fast non-stop express
 But hop on board if you must
 I'm sure that soon you will adjust
 We're late again, but what should I care
 I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
 I'm on a train, a train to nowhere
 I'm on a train, a train to nowhere