Amusing Apocalypse

Montgomery and Rommel, Hitler and Churchill
 Oasis and Blur, Smalls and Shakur
 The great will try to stake their claim and overcome the lesser
 Just like your chumrade Mr.B did that that upstart professor, so
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Complacency's no place to be, so let's lay waste to you and me
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Let's plunge back in to ages dark, just for the sake of a bit of a lark
 One cannot bring down capitalism by just pointing out it's faults
 Because the capitalist would latch onto this and change whatever he ought
 We can fiddle away while Rome is burning, but I shall raise a cocktail
 When Edmonds is back and blazing a trail we know that society's failed, so
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Complacency's no place to be, so let's lay waste to you and me
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Let's plunge back in to ages dark, just for the sake of a bit of a lark
 Society's floundering, I've given up bounding, oh, what's the bloody use?
 Bring down the banks of the Hermitage Shanks to be something of a recluse
 The underclass are thugs, Middle England are full of mugs
 And the aristocracy are all on drugs, so
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Complacency's the place to be, stop and have a cup of tea
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 Had enough of our disease, pass the sugar, won't you please?
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
 How's about an amusing apocalypse?
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