Here Comes My Baby

Don't look now
 Here comes my baby
 No really, don't look now
 She'll turn you to stone
 Her name's Medusa
 But I call her Sugar Bear
 Her name's Medusa
 Yeah she got a bunch of snakes for hair
 I met her in a coffee shop
 I had a mocha latte
 She had a bowl of scorpions
 And I said, Ooh Sassy!
 She had her sunglasses on
 And her snakes tied back
 In a pretty little Hello Kitty hair barrette
 That made her sexy green skin
 Look like a rotten orange
 That's hot!
 Her name's Medusa
 But I call her Honey Buns
 Her name's Medusa
 We watch Clash of the Titans reruns
 Took her to meet Mom and Dad around Christmas time
 I said they're open minded, baby
 It'll be just fine
 My Mama opened the door to my childhood home
 And very very promptly turned to stone
 Who knew my Mama was such a freaking racist
 Damn!
 Her name's Medusa
 My sweet little rock a rolla'
 Her name's Medusa
 Yeah, her favorite cheese is Gorgonzola
 I said let me see your eyes
 She said I can't I'll make you hard
 I said damn straight baby
 She said that's not what I'm talking about, Jackass
 Her name's Medusa
 But I call her Huggy Bear
 I can't stare at her eyes
 So I'll just stare at her derriere