You Remind Me of a Car

Mhmmm
 Hello there
 Whats your name?
 Sadie, you say?
 What a lovely name
 Yeah, the same name as my grandfather, yeah
 You remind me of a car
 Because you're nice and shiny
 You remind me of my own bottom
 Always right behind me
 You remind me of a very detailed painting
 I really like to look at you
 I'm the policeman of love, baby
 And I'm about to throw the book at you (look at you)
 Looking at me
 Looking back at you - what do you see?
 Well, me - obviously
 That's been established
 I'm all on you, like orange on a carrot
 Those beautiful eyes, yes they're mine
 I'll play traffic warden and you're in for a hefty fine
 Parked on my heart but there's double yellow lines
 You'll find on my spleen there's a no-parking sign
 Ooh girl...
 Ooh girl...
 You make me want to do things...
 Special things...
 Things that no man has ever done with a woman...
 Because she wouldn't let him
 Mhmm...
 You've got a lovely set of goggles
 And yes that is a euphemism
 You're eyes as pretty as a pony
 Your hair is softer than a gibbon
 Lovelier than spring in Ipswich
 You smell as nice as fresh stationery
 And if I ever went to prison for something relatively minor
 Would you wait for me? (wait for me?)
 Would you ever date with me?
 Share a little cake with me?
 At the risk of being forward basically would you mate with me?
 Yeah, sorry that is a bit full on but I'm into you like an undersized thong
 I like you like kids like mittens like cats like kittens like rappers like spitting
 Without you I'd flail like a whale out of water and baby please lift that restraining order
 Ooh girl...
 Ooh girl...