George Clooney Farts

He's on the cover of magazines
 He's never shaved his face completely clean
 Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen
 He breaks a whole lot of hearts
 When he lets out his farts
 He's George Clooney, heartthrob doctor from ER
 He drives around the town in his expensive car
 Girls tell him, "George, I want to be where you are"
 And when he tires of a girl and he doesn't want her there
 That's when he lets his farts float through the air
 He holds in his gas when first they meet
 He picks up the lovely lady and he takes her out to eat
 Oh, George Clooney sure knows how to sweep those ladies off their feet
 But when it's time for him to move on to another one
 That's when he lets the gas fly right out of his bum
 He lets them think that it was their idea
 To leave him because it stinks to be so near
 Oh, George Clooney has such control of the gas comin' out of his rear
 And someday he'll meet a girl who's a perfect ten
 And after that, George Clooney will never fart again