Julia Roberts Farts

She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman
 She's America's sweetheart
 But just like everybody else on Earth
 Julia Roberts farts
 Julia Roberts farts
 Yes, she does
 When she received her Academy Award
 Oh, she looked so cute
 And if you listen really close to her acceptance speech
 You can hear a little toot, toot, toot, yes
 You can hear a little toot, toot, toot, because
 Julia Roberts farts
 Every day
 Julia Roberts farts
 Doesn't it make you feel great to know
 Celebrities are just like you?
 Even though they're rich and famous and beautiful
 Every single day they still go poo
 Well, almost every day
 She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman
 She's America's sweetheart
 But just like everybody else on Earth
 Julia Roberts farts
 Julia Roberts farts
 Julia Roberts farts
 Every day
 Julia farts