Justin Bieber Farts

Listen up all you ladies
 I hate to be the one to say this
 But I honestly believe you need to know
 You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art
 But the truth is, he's a human, and that means he farts
 Yes, even Justin Bieber has to let one go
 Sometimes Justin Bieber farts
 Yeah, Justin Bieber farts
 I know you don't wanna think about it
 But Justin Bieber farts
 Now that this inconvenient truth has been expressed by me
 All the girls are responding with hostility
 They say, "Justin Bieber is perfect, he would never let out a stink"
 He's so beloved and adored by girls across this nation
 They don't want to think about him involved in flatulation
 They're in denial, they don't want to think
 About Justin Bieber farting
 But it happens every day
 Justin Bieber farts
 And then he waves his hand to make the stink go away
 Justin Bieber farts
 The ladies don't wanna think about it, they don't wanna believe it
 But he farts