Miley Cyrus Farts

She's an actress, she's a singer
 She's America's sweetheart
 Let me tell you a secret
 Miley Cyrus farts
 Yes, I know it's shocking
 And it's sad, but it is true
 Every day she farts out gas and sometimes she goes poo
 She's supposed to be wholesome
 She's supposed to be sweet
 So her handlers keep her away from the gassy foods she likes to eat
 Once a little boy was getting Miley's autograph
 When she let out a little toot, the little boy just laughed
 And it showed that this conspiracy isn't necessary at all
 If kids find out that Miley farts, they'd still buy all her products at the mall
 'Cause everybody poops and farts, it's not such a big deal
 So go ahead, Miley Cyrus, fart on stage and let us know you're real
 You're an actress, you're a singer
 You're America's sweetheart
 And it's not so shocking at all to learn
 That Miley Cyrus farts
 Yes, she does
 And that's okay
 We still love her