Natalie Portman Poops

She's got a great body
 And a beautiful face
 But still she's got to excrete her waste
 "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think
 But when she comes out of the bathroom
 She leaves behind a really big stink
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops
 How could that pretty princess from the Star Wars series
 Create a stinky poop that brings people to tearies?
 She's got delicate hands, she's just my type
 I can't believe she uses those hands to wipe
 But she does
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops
 When I see a pretty celebrity
 All dressed up on my TV
 It seems that they can't be human like me
 That they don't ever have to poop, puke, or pee
 But they do
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops
 She's got this great body and an incredible face
 But that doesn't mean that she doesn't have to excrete her waste
 Look at those delicate hands, she's just my type
 I can't believe she uses those hands to wipe
 But she does
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops
 Natalie Portman poops