Reese Witherspoon Poops

I don't want to believe it, no
 I don't want to believe it
 I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops
 She's so pretty and she's so refined
 It can't be true that out of her behind
 Comes sticky, sticky poo
 It just can't be true
 That someone so sweet can create sticky poo
 But I consulted with my doctor and he told me
 If she's human, then she must go poop just about every day
 I started cryin' right there in the doctor's office
 Because Reese Witherspoon poops
 She's so pretty, she's so beautiful
 I can't believe it, I can't believe that she poops
 I've always believed that
 That poopin' was just somethin' done by ugly losers like me
 And that if you're a celebrity
 You don't have to waste your time sittin' on the toilet
 I don't want to believe it
 No, I don't want to believe it
 I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops
 No, I don't want to believe it
 I do not want to believe it
 I don't want to think about the fact
 That Reese Witherspoon poops